|All intelligent animals move towards fiery explosions and loud noises which could be perceived of as an attack.|
"If this doesn't shake the fuzzy bastards into view, I don't know what will!" shouted James "Bobo" Fay during a test barrage at the United States Army Field Artillery School at Ft. Sill, Oklahoma earlier today. Rumors that the light-suited Utah chapter of the Flying Elvises skydiving team are being held in reserve as a possible future sasquatch attractant remain unconfirmed at press time.
|Big guns for bigfoot: Size comparision of squatch, M109 and average human.|