Chowbunga attempts open communication with Kentucky squatchers. Catastrophic failure ensues.

In response to stick structures created and left in the woods as a warm welcome, he found the following posted in response:

"I FIND A LOT OF THEY IN Kentucky. Whats wild. Is some of them are over my head. Made with fresh trees. And there nothing that fell on them to make them lay that way. I never knew what they where till ......... told me a few years back. There area also so stome piles that are cool here. And the stones are from miles away."

Chowbunga admits defeat and knows not what the hairless ones speak of.