|It's language, but it's harsh, experts admit.|
The fur and expletives flew at a recent conference on bigfoot studies in Yakima, Washington when sound and language analysts announced shocking evidence of a richly structured, wide-ranging vocal vernacular for the Sasquatch People. The only apparent drawback is that the language is largely composed of foul and mean-spirited observations on humanity and the experts are hesitant to release transcripts of the translated tongue-lashings for fear of inciting throwdowns and payback on the woodland smartasses.
A partially censored transcript of a sasquatch conversation from October of this year is reproduced below:
|"Did you see the f------ s--- the habituators left last night?! G-- d---- mother f---- pieces of s---- better get off their a----"|
Astounding as it may seem, the sasquatch are talking. But they are talking smack and really need to shut up.