|"100% authentic!" reports Robert Lindsay between posts about Catholic high school girls.|
Hoaxer Evan Burnette was floored when the plug of synthetic crepe hair from the 36-year-old Ben Cooper kid's costume was confirmed authentic Grade-A Bigfoot in a registered letter from DNA Diagnostics, Inc. earlier this week. He immediately listed the full costume on eBay with an opening bid of $100,000.00 and is preparing to leave the country once payment clears (and before the full study is published). Rumors that a Swanson Salisbury Steak TV Dinner and a roll of pre-1920 Buffalo nickels also tested positive for unknown hominid DNA remain unconfirmed.
|The real deal?|